1 Laptop 3 Unfinished Projects — Developer Laptop Sleeve

The developer laptop sleeve for programmers who know the side project tab is still open, the repo is still private, and the README still says "coming soon." Makes a funny programmer gift for any developer whose bag is heavier with ambition than with anything actually shipped.

• Material — 100% neoprene, water, oil and heat resistant — coffee spills handled without a ticket
• Interior — soft faux fur lining, zero scratches on the machine that holds everything together
• Zipper — padded top-loading double zipper, fast access, secure close
• Fit — snug, no rattling, no shifting, no drama
• Sizes — 13″ (6.49 oz) · 15″ (8.8 oz)

Warning: existential_dread.exe is not included and cannot be uninstalled. Keep away from direct sunlight to preserve the print.