I Didn't Write This Code — Funny AI Engineer Mouse Pad

Accountability: distributed. Ownership: unclear. Deployment: imminent.

The AI engineer mouse pad for ML engineers and AI developers navigating the grey zone between authorship and output. Deadpan funny AI engineer gift for anyone whose codebase is now a collaboration with something that hallucinates on Tuesdays.

• Surface — smooth polyester top, effortless tracking whether you're navigating calmly or rage-clicking through a merge conflict
• Base — anti-slip natural rubber, stays put unlike your estimates
• Edges — rounded and stitched clean, no sharp corners — unlike your code reviews
• Weight — 2.8 oz (79 g), light enough to reconsider throwing
• Size — 8.7″ × 7.1″ (22 × 18 cm)

Warning: Neither party has accepted responsibility for what's in production. Keep away from direct sunlight — fading is one bug we can't patch.