I Am the Iceberg — Funny Mouse Pad for Backend Devs

The UI is the tip. APIs, auth, databases, caching, queues, business logic, security — that's the part nobody sees and everyone depends on.

For the backend developer mouse pad that finally says what every backend engineer has thought in every all-hands demo. Makes a backend engineer gift that needs zero explanation to anyone who's ever written an endpoint.

• Surface — smooth polyester top, effortless tracking whether you're navigating calmly or rage-clicking through a merge conflict
• Base — anti-slip natural rubber, stays put unlike your estimates
• Edges — rounded and stitched clean, no sharp corners — unlike your code reviews
• Weight — 2.8 oz (79 g), light enough to reconsider throwing
• Size — 8.7″ × 7.1″ (22 × 18 cm)

Warning: This mouse pad accepts no responsibility for what happens when the frontend calls your API incorrectly at 2am. Keep away from direct sunlight — fading is one bug we can't patch.