Hiring Firing Everything In Between — HR Manager Mouse Pad

The job description said "people-focused." Nobody mentioned the everything in between.

For the HR manager mouse pad that finally acknowledges the full scope of the role — without a single bullet point about being a "culture champion." Makes a funny tech HR gift for the person who processes the onboarding paperwork and the exit interview in the same week.

• Surface — smooth polyester top, effortless tracking whether you're navigating calmly or searching for the offboarding checklist at short notice
• Base — anti-slip natural rubber, stays put unlike your headcount plans
• Edges — rounded and stitched clean, no sharp corners — unlike your performance improvement process
• Weight — 2.8 oz (79 g), light enough to reconsider throwing
• Size — 8.7″ × 7.1″ (22 × 18 cm)

Warning: "Everything in between" is not a job title, but it probably should be. Keep away from direct sunlight — fading is one bug we can't patch.