Provide Context — Funny Mouse Pad for Prompt Engineers

In God we trust. Everyone else: role, task, format, constraints, examples — go.

The prompt engineer mouse pad for AI engineers who've spent enough time wrangling context windows to have opinions about system prompts. Makes a funny AI engineer gift for anyone who has ever written "act as an expert" unironically.

• Surface — smooth polyester top, effortless tracking whether you're navigating calmly or rewriting the same prompt for the eleventh time
• Base — anti-slip natural rubber, stays put unlike your model's attention span
• Edges — rounded and stitched clean, no sharp corners — unlike your code reviews
• Weight — 2.8 oz (79 g), light enough to reconsider throwing
• Size — 8.7″ × 7.1″ (22 × 18 cm)

Warning: "Be concise but thorough" is not context. Keep away from direct sunlight — fading is one bug we can't patch.